I have something serious to tell you.

While Bryan and I are engrossed with work in the office, the company’s accountant E suddenly stood up and walk to our desks. (Note: The following conversation is in stuttered, unclear Mandarin)

E: “I have something serious to tell you all, but just dun be too startled lah.”

In the mean time……

Running thru My mind: “Shit! Boss on holidays so no salary?! We cannot claim petty cash?!” Yup, for me, its all about the money.

Running thru Bryan’s mind: “WTH is this freak gonna say this time?”

Back to the Scene

E: “I have this male friend who is pestering me and I want to say that I’m not gay. He really scare me leh, now I dare not go out wif guys.”

Immediate Reaction…

Jo: “Wah! U have something serious to tell us and it’s this?”

Bryan: Silence….. In shock.

Jo: “How you know your friend’s gay?”

E: “He suddenly became very possessive, asking where I am and asking me why I’m avoiding him. My friends say he must be gay.”

At this point, I really wanna puke. Not because of the GAY thing but because it’s from him. And when he says his ‘friends’, I’m thinking of a bunch of geeks sitting around a table.

Bryan: Silence… STILL in shock.

I just wanna say that we are both in shock cos we never tot anyone would fall for him and not to say men.

Jo: “Chey… I tot u wanna tok about work or what. You are gay or not its your personal life we not interested to know. What’s the point of telling us?”

Bryan: “Please… Don’t worry, we wun fall for you lor.”

E: “No lah, I just wanna let you all know that I’m not gay. (laughs) Cos I now very
scared of going out wif guys.”

Jo and Bryan: Rolls eyes, turns back to com. *pukes*

MSN Bitching between Jo and Bryan starts.

Jo: "Wah lan….. Mus be Karma due to all the gay jokes we are poking fun at him with. Especially you."

Bryan: "I shall refrain from toking to him at all."

The END.