I have something serious to tell you.

While Bryan and I are engrossed with work in the office, the company’s accountant E suddenly stood up and walk to our desks. (Note: The following conversation is in stuttered, unclear Mandarin)

E: “I have something serious to tell you all, but just dun be too startled lah.”

In the mean time……

Running thru My mind: “Shit! Boss on holidays so no salary?! We cannot claim petty cash?!” Yup, for me, its all about the money.

Running thru Bryan’s mind: “WTH is this freak gonna say this time?”

Back to the Scene

E: “I have this male friend who is pestering me and I want to say that I’m not gay. He really scare me leh, now I dare not go out wif guys.”

Immediate Reaction…

Jo: “Wah! U have something serious to tell us and it’s this?”

Bryan: Silence….. In shock.

Jo: “How you know your friend’s gay?”

E: “He suddenly became very possessive, asking where I am and asking me why I’m avoiding him. My friends say he must be gay.”

At this point, I really wanna puke. Not because of the GAY thing but because it’s from him. And when he says his ‘friends’, I’m thinking of a bunch of geeks sitting around a table.

Bryan: Silence… STILL in shock.

I just wanna say that we are both in shock cos we never tot anyone would fall for him and not to say men.

Jo: “Chey… I tot u wanna tok about work or what. You are gay or not its your personal life we not interested to know. What’s the point of telling us?”

Bryan: “Please… Don’t worry, we wun fall for you lor.”

E: “No lah, I just wanna let you all know that I’m not gay. (laughs) Cos I now very
scared of going out wif guys.”

Jo and Bryan: Rolls eyes, turns back to com. *pukes*

MSN Bitching between Jo and Bryan starts.

Jo: "Wah lan….. Mus be Karma due to all the gay jokes we are poking fun at him with. Especially you."

Bryan: "I shall refrain from toking to him at all."

The END.

Empty.

I’m really blogging much lesser these days. One reason of course, I’m lazy. Secondly, I think I’m having mind blocks. As in no idea what to write about. Think my everyday life, besides work, ain’t that exciting after all. All too subtle…. I am indeed ‘fan jian’ ( I don’t know what you call that in English). I am indeed Human. I guess we are all looking for some form of indulgence in most part of our lives. And most of the time, we indulge in the wrong things and to worsen it, we somehow subconsciously enjoy the pain. Hmm… weird. But so human. And so, now, having nothing to indulge in…. Life is DULL…… Which! Makes me kind of lost in thoughts and drives me a little crazy. Third reason, my computer is moving like a god damn Pentium 1, and having my patience running real short these days, I simply give up on it. The last reason, I’m into this US drama serial. Now with its 5^th season starting, I practically have to begin the marathon from Season 1, that’s a lot to catch up with since it started all the way back from millennium. But when it comes to TV, trust me, I’ll be there in no time. Just so I was looking for a soundtrack of a movie but my eyes caught the CD with a really stylish cover. So I decided to check it out and I’m hooked. The emotions in this slick drama are so intense that you may find it a little psychotic but at the same time it felt so real. The complicated human mind and desires are reflected cruelly and bluntly across. I’m recently into really emotional stuff. Maybe it’s because of my arty fartsy working environment; we are trained to look at things in a deeper and different perspective. Or maybe, it’s my kind of indulgence for now since I have nothing else.

Nope, I’m not gonna tell you the title of this serial, cos if I do, imaginations run wild. LOL. Or is it running wild already?