Someone Shoot Batman's Bird

Who am I toking about? Its ROBIN, who literally is like the "Robin" in Batman's show. Useless. For show nia. This guy is full of ego and pride, a snail and sloth at work, and he always uses this laughter after some lame excuses to cover up his ass. Which doesn't work for me, in fact, doesn't work for anybody. This PR assistant in my office really pissed me off today. Ok, forgive me, I have to say this again! He really PISSED me off! There! Feel slightly better.

He is suppose to do up my A&P for my event today. And I specifically indicated "ASAP". What do I get? NONE. Nothing never mind, gave me a load of frustrations somemore. He can't do my stuff unless he finishes this write-up which he INSISTED that he wanted to do for the newsletter like a month ago??!! And now, deadline is up and he hasn't done any at all??? And I can totally see that he's regretting his egoistic move. Lemme tok abit about the write-up. This is actually about the trip that he and I brought the members to in JB 4 weeks ago. HE, forgot everything about it! I MEAN ZERO. Nothing at all. For this stupid write up of his, he came to me like a zillion times to ask me this and that.

"A Jolene, u remember where we went for the trip not? The Itenary and stuff like that."
"A Jolene, u remember how many people in total not?"
"A Jolene, u remember the oldest lady in our group not? Whats her name har? "
"A Jolene, u remember whats the name of that Hainanese guy not? I want to call him."
"A Jolene, u remember how old is the youngest child in the tour not? Whats her name ah?"
"A Jolene, u remember wats the name of the shopping centre we went to not?"
"A Jolene, u remember if our members bought any of the honey orange at the fruit farm not?"
"A Jolene, u remember wat we ate during the buffet lunch not?"

Hello People, my first name is A, last name Jolene.
knn....
When I asked him "why din u write the article earlier, its been a month." Guess wat the Bird said.....
"I'm a BZ man."

I was omost there after the above. The ultimate came when he said this, "Why dun you write the article instead?" Fuck No?? I gave him a nasty look and told him off abit. Thats when he backed off.

I hereby pronounce that Robin the BIRD, is the No.1 animal in the Office Hit-list. He's practically everyone's target.

Someone shoot the bird which only happen to be standing on a tall tree but thinks it's flying please...