The Things We Do

This is a post about Karyn, Michelle and Jolene. All about the things they do together/do to each other.

From This (2004)

To This (2006)

The Disgusting things:

1) Taitai aka Karyn, likes to thump her feet onto the ground and show us how her flabby tummy vibrate while doing that.
2) Jolene likes to slouch onto her seat and display her layered caterpillar tummy.
3) We had to face Michelle's Wrinkled Flowered Ah Ma paper panties for nearly 5 consecutive weeks.
4) We play with food that is processing in the mouth. eg. Tai tai uses brownie to look like a bo gei(toothless) ah ma. (See Below)

5) Mich and Jo pretends to dig nose in front of camera.

6) Mich farts whenever she wants to. Only when u smell something and ask who did it then she will happily admit its her.
7) All 3 likes to act chio in front of camera.
8) Jo squeezes oil clog out and exhibits to curious taitai and Mich.
9) Mich and TaiTai plugs armpit hair in front of Jo. Mich nearly did it on Jo's bed somemore!

Urgh! ok. In order to keep your appetite, I shall stop here. Cos theres many more disgusting things.

The Funny Things:

1) Mich while in her dreams took Taitai's face for a Tv studio controller and tried to adjust it like joystick.
2) Mich walks towards a shop getting ready to go in and sales person slams the "closed" sign right in her face. She stood there looking shocked and lost.
3) Jo freaking out when she sees balloon lurking around her.
4) Jo and Mich pulling sacarstic jokes at each other while taitai sits and watches happily.
5) Jo losing her patience wif irritating kids, losing her temper and screaming on dance floor at the irritating crowd.
6) Taitai making monkey faces and posing "naked" at bathroom door. Not really naked lah.
7) Taitai sleeping wif her Hp resting on her tummy and her hand under her awkward positioned head. It's like she broke her neck or something.

The Loving Things:
1) Massaging and scrubbing each other's feet. Ever nice taitai doing both Mich's and Jo's feet while Mich and Jo did one foot each of taitai's.
2) Jo cooked for hungry Taitai and Mich.
3) Jo always wakes up earliest so that Taitai and Mich can sleep more.
4)Taitai and Jo stripped pissed drunk Mich to her bra and panties, forced her into her PJs and tucked her into bed.
5) Mich always listening to Jo's and Taitai's shit, slaps the ultimate truth in a sutle way.
6) Taitai always listening to Mich's and Jo's shit, slaps ultimate truth in a sweet and nice way.
7) Jo always listening to Mich's and Taitai's shit, slaps the ultimate truth in no other way but right at their faces.

These three are naked with each other. I dun mean it literally. We cry to each other, we bitch to each other, we laugh AT each other and we share dirty thoughts with each other. Theres jus nuttin to hide among us. No hidden thoughts, no embarrassments, no secrets. Thats the beautiful part of this whole frenship.

Lemme present you a few examples, "Wah lau Mich... Ur taste damn bad leh....", "Can you be any more stupid?!", "Dun be dumb can?", "Knn... CCB... Shuddup lah, You Bitch." (only between Jo & Mich, taitai will neve do this), "wah... Ni hao jian o.", "See! Told you long ago this will happen right?!", "Don't always give way to him/her can." + many many more.

Of cos there are times when we dun agree with each other. We are in fact different in many ways. But we accept and not reject. We not only hear but listen, we not only look but see, we appreciate watever is said or done. Bottomline is, we appreciate each other.

trust me. Not many can take our kind of joke, especially the really evil ones, our cruel way of caring for each other, our way of crazy, silly fun and our really big load of rubbish cock. But we just so happen to meet and be able to take each other's shit. I guess we got lucky... ;P

So kudos to Karyn and Michelle. Thanks for the 2 half years, thank you for going thru all my joy and pain. From the dumps to the heights. I have grown the most during this period. This roller coaster ride can't be anymore enjoyable without ya. And may this journey not end without you too.

Love ya Bitches to bits!



Written : 28 April 06
Edited & Published : 28 July 06

P.S. Not forgetting dear Bell & Rynn. Thanks mates! For Everything...
Love ya babes too!

Someone Shoot Batman's Bird

Who am I toking about? Its ROBIN, who literally is like the "Robin" in Batman's show. Useless. For show nia. This guy is full of ego and pride, a snail and sloth at work, and he always uses this laughter after some lame excuses to cover up his ass. Which doesn't work for me, in fact, doesn't work for anybody. This PR assistant in my office really pissed me off today. Ok, forgive me, I have to say this again! He really PISSED me off! There! Feel slightly better.

He is suppose to do up my A&P for my event today. And I specifically indicated "ASAP". What do I get? NONE. Nothing never mind, gave me a load of frustrations somemore. He can't do my stuff unless he finishes this write-up which he INSISTED that he wanted to do for the newsletter like a month ago??!! And now, deadline is up and he hasn't done any at all??? And I can totally see that he's regretting his egoistic move. Lemme tok abit about the write-up. This is actually about the trip that he and I brought the members to in JB 4 weeks ago. HE, forgot everything about it! I MEAN ZERO. Nothing at all. For this stupid write up of his, he came to me like a zillion times to ask me this and that.

"A Jolene, u remember where we went for the trip not? The Itenary and stuff like that."
"A Jolene, u remember how many people in total not?"
"A Jolene, u remember the oldest lady in our group not? Whats her name har? "
"A Jolene, u remember whats the name of that Hainanese guy not? I want to call him."
"A Jolene, u remember how old is the youngest child in the tour not? Whats her name ah?"
"A Jolene, u remember wats the name of the shopping centre we went to not?"
"A Jolene, u remember if our members bought any of the honey orange at the fruit farm not?"
"A Jolene, u remember wat we ate during the buffet lunch not?"

Hello People, my first name is A, last name Jolene.
knn....
When I asked him "why din u write the article earlier, its been a month." Guess wat the Bird said.....
"I'm a BZ man."

I was omost there after the above. The ultimate came when he said this, "Why dun you write the article instead?" Fuck No?? I gave him a nasty look and told him off abit. Thats when he backed off.

I hereby pronounce that Robin the BIRD, is the No.1 animal in the Office Hit-list. He's practically everyone's target.

Someone shoot the bird which only happen to be standing on a tall tree but thinks it's flying please...

Simple Explicit Analysis on L.O.V.E.

An Inspired Piece by Michelle Lee Ah Siong, Meliorated by Jolene Seah ZhaoRu.

Love is like Lao Sai (diarrhea).

It hits you suddenly.

It is unwanted yet painful and cannot be controlled.

When you forcefully hold it, it hurts so much.

When you let it go, feels damn shiok.

END.

Half of this piece came out of nowhere, the other half in the toilet while Lao Sai-ing...
Really explicit rite....

Abnormal

Jo meets her buddies Bell & Rynn.
Complains Complains Complains.
Waits for positive Reaction and Support.....

Bell: Jolene ah, you're not normal leh.

Jo: huh??! I'm not normal?

Bell: Yah lah. You wanna see Pyschologist not?

Jolene: har?

Bell: The prob lies in you. And you know what to do. So difficult mehz...?

Rynn: We not like you so hard-hearted lor...

Jo: yah lor yah lor! (Enthusiastically, trying to be defensive)

Bell: I really dun see what's so difficult lor. Please love yourself more.

With that.... Jolene is enlightened.
Just like that.
A Simple Fact.
The fact that she wants to be normal :)

Are You Your Own Problem?

Ok. Before this starts, I must must declare that I got this from my Sis's blog. Sorry Sis, I forgot to ask you for it before you left for Aussie. Call your lawyer if you want to, but this paragraph here is simply too good to be missed. So forgive me.

{In the movie Wolf, Jack Nicholson says in his role: "you're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful. but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. the problem is, aside from all that beauty you're not very interesting; you're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. i know: you want someone to look past all that, at the real person underneath. but the only reason anyone would look past all that is because you are beautiful. it's ironic, isnt it? in a cold way, you are your own problem."}

Everyone say "oooh......................."
uh - huh..... I took this long to see that.
Better late than never I guess.

It's A Small World After All

I have never felt the World can be this small till I saw what I saw. And suddenly, I wanted to feel small too. I didn't find what I was seeking but saw what I didn't expect to see. I felt like I got ran over by a truck out of nowhere. The smiles on others can actually be a punishment to you. My mind went blank for a few seconds and then it was filled with all sorts of flashes till like it was gonna blow.

The World was never that small till the unwanted is seen.
The World was never that ugly till the lies unfold.
The World was never that unsafe till whom you stand for turns against you.

The deafening noise around suddenly turned to silence.
The smiling face unexpectedly turned to despair.
Knees weakened. Stomach churned.
Hard to swallow. Felt like throwing up.

What I thought was gone hasn't left after all.
It just all came rushing back at me.

How Crude.
How Cruel.

Its The REAL World After All.