Things You Often Hear or Say In A Relationship

"Hello, where are you?"

"Hello, what you doing now?"

"Hello, I'm with my frens doing ____ now"

"Hello, call you when I get home."

(The above 4 feels like I'm under probation.)

"I Hate You!" (Just found out not long ago..)

"You don't love me anymore!"

"I'm not your priority anymore!"

"Your friends are more important than me!"

"You are not spending enough time with me!"
(When you are in fact seeing him/her 5-6 times a week. Siao!)

"Why are you always like that?"

"Can you not do this to me?"

"I don't need this now."

"You just don't trust me!" (We not stupid)

"Exams coming, will be rather busy during this period, can't see much of you."
OR
"I've got to work, will be rather busy during this period, can't see much of you."
(So wat can you do? Accept it.. They can do it to you, but you can't do it to them. Selfish Pigs!)

(Watch some movie and he declares love)
Example: Star Wars, "My love for you is like Anakin for Padme." (Brrr.. Cold....)

"Let's get married when...." (which freaks quite a few of my frens out)

"I'm sorry."

"Fuck You!"

Funny though, "I Love You" makes it all up for the above.

Reminder:
If "I Love You" or "I'm Sorry" doesn't work anymore, it just simply means that it's time to let go.

P.S. Not that I'm in one, it's just what I hear all the time.