Life After...

It's been about 3 weeks since I got back from the US. Nothing much has changed here. Life's kinda back to what it use to be. Cept that Kris has been complaining about how much my memory has deteriorate and that I'm an old woman who gets tired easily, always wanting to sleep early. But it seems like the late hours are creeping back on me, cos I have been sleeping rather late these days. Jus like before. It ain't a good thing though, but I guess thats the way its gonna be. I miss the the trip in USA alot. And I decided to list the things(random order) I will miss. So here goes:

1) Waking my 2 bitches up every morning. Same 2 responses everytime.
a) Karyn: "Duo wu fen zhong.. (5 more mins)" she really keeps her promise and shes up in 5.
b) Michelle: Whines... "Mmm.." Have to either hit her butt OR shake her real hard to wake her up after TaiTai is ready. Then..... Sits up and whines yet again "I'm Hungry...."

2) Clubbing
a) Not like the clubs are wonderful there but just really enjoy the crazy nights with no curfew, dirt cheap drinks and wonderful music.

3) Crash Parties
a) Crashing at the penthouse of the 2 Drukens cum Vainpot cum Ba Zhan. They offer a big room with lots of alcohol, fun and games. So much laughters in that penthouse. Simply miss it.

4) Being Vain To Look Chio
a) Yes. Everytime before any party or function 3 women in a room will start asking each other "Is this top ok?" "How do I look?" "Help me straighten my hair." "Borrow your eye liner" "Borrow your blusher" "Karyn, is my eye line ok?" (Tai Tai is the expert in make up. Shes our Xi Fu [Master] ) Karyn answers by saying, "Hmm... Let me help you.." and wa la! We are chio.

5)The Weather
a) I luvvvvvvvvvv the weather!! So cool, so cold, so nice. I misssssssssss the weather! I rather freeze to death and look like a dumpling than be toasted alive here lor. Yucks! Sticky, sweaty, smelly. Argh! Can't take it.

6) Smirnoff Please!
a) I luv this drink to death! If its sold here, I'll be addicted to it and eventually be an alcholic and be sent off to Rehab Centre. Ok.. Gone too far. I know they sell the dry ones here. But the ready mixed gassy little bottles in the US ones really tasted like heaven. So many flavors all taste so good. I can have six bottles in one day over there. Guess not anymore. Grrr... Good lah. I save money and I save myself.

7) Walking on the streets.
a) I can walk the whole day out on Streets. Just feel so comfy and all. Looking and exploring each and everyone of them with curiosity of a kid.

8) Snow
a) Dun have to explain that. Its SNOW!

9) Driving
a) Though I oni did it once there, I just can't stop thinking about it. Driving..... When can I F***king drive here??! I have a car at home you know! Dun ask me why can't I drive here when I DO have a licence. I'm pissed... :8

10) Vulgarities
a) Hokkien ones. (Michelle is an expert in this department) Where nobody there bloody understands a single word it meant. And they can even mistaken it for "Happy New Year!". Hows that?!

11) Roller Coaster Rides
a) You can only get pathetic ones here. Hmm.. Do we even have one?

12) The People
a) Not the Americans. Who cares about them. Its the friends I made over there in OKC. It all started there. I knew so many people so much better. From "Hi " and "Bye" (sometimes not even that) to "KNN, drink more and dance lah" "See you on Wed, etc.." Or bitch on people amongst them. Cool.

13) The Scenery
a) Pacific Ocean
b) Wichita Mountains
c) Sunset
d) Snowing

14) Shopping!
a) Though I said in random order. This shld really be at the top half of the chart! "Nice...." Buy! "Cool...." Buy! "I'm broke..." Still Buy!

15) Living with my 2 bitches.
a) I'm the mum! I wake them up, I cook for them, I open up bottles lah, can food lah, packet food lah for them (They call me Hercules), I throw Mummy Temper, I kick them when they wanna slack with the trip, I make plans, I remind them, I warn them, I scold them. They took it all. Good or bad. Boo Hoo... Bitching sessions stil continue over here though :p

16) The luggages
a) This is where we curse and swear most. 3 women 10 luggages! And every bloody Hotel or Hostel we stay in has to have staircase! We have to carry them one by one, sometimes two by two all up! No help! WE did it anyways. At the same time... there are funny moments. We had quite a few good laughs when the luaggages were towering over us.

17) Amnesia
a) You can just forget all the problems, the people, the reality and just have FUN the way you want it. Thats really the best thing throughout this whole trip.

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Ai yah... After saying so much.... I'm back here. What the hell!