Friday, October 28, 2005

None of My ******* Business

I received this in my frenster message.

'
hi jolene>>>!
actually u dont know about me. im just curious coz i search on frenster...one of my favorite name... "XXXXXXX" i saw a pretty girl from her picture on this site and i want to connect with her but my problem is i cant send message to her. can u pls help me to ask her if there would be a chance 4 me to be her friend... it's just fine with me if can be friends in frenster...please??? ", anyway my name is VXX CXXXXXX MXXXX from the Philippines. here's my email ad ... VX_cXXXXX@yahoo.com thank you very much in advance jolene. pls regards me 2 her, ok?... ", thanks and take care
'
Ladies n Gentlemen.... Let me present...
"Desperate HouseMan"

As If I care. I've got better things to do pimp.
Get a maid would ya.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

I Feel Weird

Was on my way home from the MRT.
A woman came standing next to me.
After a while everyone turned to our direction.
I took out my earpiece, thought maybe my MP3 was too loud.
Realised it wasn't me.
The woman next to me was reading Buddha Scriptures aloud to herself.
Put back my earpiece.
Felt a little weird suddenly, as though I have sinned.
Then found it amusing, couldn't stop smiling to myself.
While she's reading her scriptures, I'm enjoying the Hiphop blast from my MP3.
"I'll Take U To The CandyShop, Let U Lick My Lolli..." Oops!

Shan Zai......... Shan Zai................

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Wednesday Night - 05 Oct' 2005

Mich Was Drunk, Jo Was Drunk, Pam Was Drunk.
Jo Was High, Mich Was High, Pam Was High.
Pam Was A Joker, Jo Was A Fool, Mich Was A Clown.
Mich Fell Down, Jo Fell Down, Pam Fell Down.
Ouch.............Ouch......... N ...........Ouch

Plus 2 Ca-Le-Fe :

Robert Almost Hit An Irritating Goblin.
Martin Was In Love With The Bin.

The End.

Summary:

We Had Silly Fun

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Beautiful Bali

Wow. Just got to know that Bali, (Kuta) got bombed not too long ago.
To think that I was jus there a week ago. Had a rough week so din really have the mood to blog till now. Guess Kris n I got lucky. We were blessed.
Because, not only we got lucky, we actually had a great time there.

Yup, I promised to make this a wonderful trip for myself n tell u guys the good things about Bali, and so I did n I'm gonna share. Forget the fact that it just got bombed for the moment.

I had the time of my life, I really came back quite reluctantly n somehow couldn't really adjust myself to Singapore for now. Guess I couldn't accept the fact that I'm back here, kept wishing I'm still there. Leading the carefree life, wearing very casually, just shorts and tank tops walking sloppishly down the road and shop shop shop. Explore this nice little island, and experience new exciting things.

The people there are friendly, they luv to socialise and damn!! Their grasps for language is darn high. They could speak Japanese like its its.... chicken feet (couldn't think of other words)! Some could speak Chinese too, and of course English. No need for me to say, u should know its because of the tourists there. Mostly Caucasians and Japanese. We were mistaken as Japanese so many times or Taiwanese sometimes just because our skin is yellow. It's like no other Asians ever visits that place. Weird....

Kris n I gotta know a really nice local tour guide, Pande and so took his van for a 30min ride to Nusa Dua for the sea activites. Oh! On our way there, we stopped over at Hilton Hotel for awhile, its really beautiful. Feel like punching Paris Hilton in the face cos I can see her money all over the place surrounding me. Some people are jus so &$%#&$%#$ lucky. Ok.. this is about the trip, not some @#$&*#$. There I go again....

While we were at Nusa(no black sea for ur info),we went Paraskying, which Kris went berserk about like a kan cheong spider before taking off cos she has phobia for heights. She landed with a white face looking lost, like her soul's not there for about 15mins. (Think she will kill me if she reads this.) Then we went snorkeling, which I swear with a mouthful of the seawater, chances of contracting Kidney disease immediately shoots up! But it was a great experience lah. Got to see a few nice fishes, many but not a wide variety of them. But Boy! Were we glad to see the Rainbow fish. Its beautiful and it meant alot to us. After that, it's Turtle Island! These turtles are so so cute, despite of their sizes. Theres the super big one which i tink if he lands on me i will jus die, then theres the 2 week old babies, which are so tiny that Kris suggested that we steal them back here as pets. I got to hold the snake, the bat and the Pelican! How cool is that!

After that its shopping shopping shopping. We jus take our own sweet time lazing, strolling, buying, and enjoy. Love the shops there! They have really cool brands and unique stuff, espcially love the surf shops! About the food.... yummilicious! Cheap and Good. We came across a restaurant, 'Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.' . Concept from Forrest Gump. The atmoshphere was so lively and the food was fantastic! Couldn't ask for more. And we practically jus went mad in their retail shop. We also went to this Posh reastaurant where we ordered the platter for 2 which seems more like platter for 4! But we finished it anyway, don't ask me how. For the atmosphere and the food, u've gotta at least spend above SIN$100 each to have that here lor. But nope, we spent only about 25 bucks each. Wahaha.. Jeolous??

Oh, and we did Spa massage while watching the sunset. Unforgettable.... The massage was so shiok too that I could just fall asleep.... Zzz...

I can't tell u all everything, but this is most of it. Hope u enjoyed, cos I did.... :)

P.S. If, I'm saying IF I do go back to Bali again, I will defintely learn surfing! How can I not?!